"I drink because they say it’ll help me forget I’ve ever touched you but I always forget my own name before I forget yours."

— Even Drunk Off My Ass, You Always Come First (#508: May 11, 2014)

(Source: write2014, via inlove-withmysadness)

"I will tell you what she was like. She was like a piano in a country where everyone has had their hands cut off."

— Angela Carter  (via 5000letters)

(Source: writingwillows, via 5000letters)

floorboreds:

i actually really like walking alone at night, pity that as a young woman this is considered unforgiveably risk-taking behaviour

(via silverdreaming)

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via wannabeaplatinumblonde)

skeleton-warrior:

#send me your address so i can visit you and explain my passions